Life in a Fish Bowl

I HATE people.

End of transmission.

I'm back, bitches. 

Princess, come over and watch a movie with me or somethin'?  I need ta relax. 

Left for Sasuke inside his apartment on his kitchen table

( An Egg Carton full of Roma Tomatoes )
with

So, what, its kiss-the-Hyuuga's-ass day?  HAH, I doubt my birthday'll get such a big deal.

Probably get like........................beer from Kiba and random shit from Princess Sasuke. 

Yanno, its kinda annoying comin' to check yer friends list and seein' a whole bunch of ass kissing. 



So yeah, the date with Haku?

Went pretty good.  Surprising, yeah, but whatever. 

Still think he's a fucking woman (which I was SO NOT ABLE TA SAY ALL NIGHT fucker).

So hey, got pulled away to SD again. I hate this bullshit with my pop. Basically he's gettin' sick so he's freakin' the fuck out. Like I really give a damn. He can die alone with all his stuff and I wouldn't care.

But yeah, I'm back again. Kiba, we need drinks.

And Princess, we should go do somethin. Your choice, I don't care.

And Zabuza and Haku we need ta do somethin' too. I mean for real. If we don't the world might implode or somethin'.

So HEY what'd I miss? Anything big happen? Anyone die? Anyone get fired? Anyone get so horribly embarrassed that I'd die laughin'?

EDIT: What the hell happened to everyone while I was gone?  Why is everyone such a whiney pussy now?  God damn, I wish I was back in SD again...

Hey, word of advice. 

CHILL. 

Suigetsu doesn't have a land line, only his cellphone, which he's always got on him unless he's in the bathtub or on the beach. Chances are he won't reach over to get it if it's out of his reach unless its someone important.


[CALL] [TEXT] [VOICEMAIL]

Voicemail message: Hey. Yeah...mhm....mhm....yeah hey guess what? Yeah I ain't here, you got my voicemail. Leave a message, maybe I'll get back to ya! *BEEP*

For TEXT MESSAGING: Put the word "TEXT" in the subject line, and write out your IC textmessage. You can send images too, his phone accepts them!! If you are sending an image, you can either say what it is or post the picture in yourcomment.

For VOICEMAIL: Put the word "VOICEMAIL" in the subject line, and write out your ICvoicemail message. You can use *action asterix's* for anything Sui would hear that isn't spoken.

For DIRECT PHONE CALLS: Put "INCOMING CALL" in the subject line, and write out your ICresponse while trying to call Sui's cell. You can use *action asterix's* for anything Sui would hear that isn't spoken.

( Ringtones )

HAKU

So I heard somethin', and I was wondering if it's true.

Is he really here?








[ooc: Still on haitus....just...yeah.  I said Semi after all XD]

For everyone who knew who the hell I was shooting with yesterday and didn't tell me?

FUCK YOU, BITE ME.

So Kisame invited me over to this BBQ thing, so Hey, PRINCESS, wanna come with me?  Sure you could use some real food in yer system. 






Kiba, you'd better be there too or I'll kick yer ass. 

You have GOT to be SHITTING ME.

So I didn't check the schedule, ok whatever.  I just got a MEMO THOUGH.  It said 'hey guess what Sui, yer gonna be bottoming in the shoot tomorrow' except more officially and stuff. 

NO.

HELL NO.

I did not sign up for that. 

I don't give a damn who I'm shooting with, there is NO WAY.  NO WAY. 

Orochi's got somethin' to do with this I fucking know it.  I KNOW IT. 

In SD again, with Chiba and his stoner girlfriend--Oh and Kiba, can't forget him.  He's out cold next to me, probably gonna be hung over when he wakes up, ha.  Thinkin' of drawing on his face or some shit like that. 

Swiped this from blondie, cause I've got nothin' better to do.

So when I went back'ta SD, I grabbed my photo album from my old room. Dunno why I left it but whatever.

Some of this shit is priceless, so I had ta scan it.

I just realized most of my pictures are with my FOUR asian friends, cause my other peeps were too poor for cameras.

( Best shit EVER )

Heh, Kiba's on his way, should prolly pack.

HOLY

FUCKING

CRAP

!!












I am the LUCKIEST GUY, POSSIBLY EVER? 

Yeah that's right, you got a problem with it tough cause that's just how it is.

Where the hell is Karin when I NEED HER?! Stupid ho.

Guess Who'se back, back again?  Sui's back, tell a friend (preferably a hot one)

So I never thought I'd rather be in Barbietown, California than San Diego.  I had to go back to deal with some custody bull with my pop, which is ridiculous because I'm 20 and fuck it, this is so not cool.

Anyway, Enjoyed the sand and the beach and seeing old friends and shit, but as long as I'm in LA, I'm away from that ass. 

SO.

ANYTHING COOL happen while I was gone?

Probably not but hey *shrug* doesn't hurt to ask.

PRINCESS.  How 'bout we go for a drink or something? 

Also, Ten, I'm back so that means I'm back to WORK too so hey, give me something to do will ya?

EDIT: so um...hey, did I hear wrong that Hoshikage Kisame is working here now? 

So that orientation thing wasn't too bad!  Glad I came late though, any more time in there and I'd probably fall asleep. 

A lot of newbies, who'll be fun to watch as they crack, first shoot that comes up.

So I ran in, right?  And I see that guy who I fucked the night before!  So I'm like 'holy crap it's Peen!' and he's like 'what are you doing here?' and I'm all 'Same to you!'

So apparently he works here.  Sai I think his name is.  Whatever, he's still Peen. 

OH AND SOME PSYCHO NOOB ATTACKED ME.  And yanno, thought the bitch was pretty cool too, being from San Diego and shit like that.  Guess I jumped to a conclusion too fast, huh?

So I'm kinda hung over, so I'm glad I don't have work today........Though damn last night was fun--from what I can remember anyway.

Princess, you should come drink with me again sometime.  Also, don't hide Princess Junior from the world, suck it up and just go do your fucking job.  Sure Orochi'd love to see P.J stand up and salute for the camera. 

Back to work again.  Whatever, I didn't do much this weekend anyway. 

Decided I wanna get a new tattoo, when I've got the time.  Whenever I get myself up off my ass, I'll do it. Maybe.

*shrug*

Saving up to get that wicked sword at that dinky shop in Chinatown though.  Man you should SEE this baby!  Big and heavy and fucking AMAZING.  Want it so damn bad. 

SO I've gotta go to that orientation thing for the noobs, right?  Tch, I'll get there when I get there. 

Karin, I took your big ass pack of Poland Spring, just FYI.  Like you really need it anyway. 

the whole shebang, right there

Name: Hozuki Suigetsu
Age: 20
Birthday: 13 March 1988 [Pisces]



More to come soon! 

Who wants to live forever?
Suigetsu & Sasuke
In Progress

Sometimes a fish isn't really a fish
Suigetsu & Sasuke
abandoned

Kisame's BBQ
Everyone
In Progress

Call me Faggot
Tenten, Kisame, Suigetsu, Udon
In Progress

Boot Camp Whores
Tenten, Kisame, Sakura & Udon [+Suigetsu]
Completed

Of sharks and fanboy fish
Suigetsu & Kisame
Completed

Untitled
Suigetsu & Kiba
Abandoned

Sexual Harassment gone a bit Askew
Suigetsu & Lee
Completed

Orientation!
Everyone
In Progress 

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